Call An Ambulance

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.

Call an ambulance...but not for me!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022

Calling it an alex

Going exceptionally early home

No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

call the folks

Slang for calling the police.

I seen his ass robbing the store the other day, imma call the folks on his ass and get that cheese.

by NuketownNeal April 3, 2022

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Bat call

Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.

Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.

by Batman247 September 1, 2022

Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia

if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.

by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025