face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hard Virgin

someone who doesn't lose the virginity and wanks themself off every night

harry is a hard virgin

by Hard Virgin August 06, 2020

Hard Wired

A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.

-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“

by Pertturbator January 29, 2020

Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022