like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy

Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.

by Thịnh March 10, 2024

Bottle from TPOT

oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.

Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.

by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025

The Indian that grew from concrete

Even more heroic than a rose growing from concrete these days, since it's so rare to meet an Indian.

It was hard not to smile when you saw a real Indian in the Thanksgiving parade, to let people know they were still around. The Indian that grew from concrete lived on in a time when many had gone extinct.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

Milk From the Coconut

Ah, it's getting sour by the hour
(Cut me)
Tough nut, don't crack
Shake my tree and I'll attack
No cut, skin deep
Secrets that you try to keep
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Don't you break my shell
I say "hey, hey, you!"
'Cause I know you well
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now I see the sign
I've got you finally beat
So baby walk those feet
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Bye, bye, play thing
Did you have me dancing on a string?
Show time, bad turn
The party's over, took me time to learn
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Did you pop it again?
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now your bullet's done
I say "hey, hey, you!"
You wanna shoot the fruit?
Well if you hit the shy
You're gonna run me dry

You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Food for thought to make you hunger
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Nearly had me going under
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Turn me up and let me shaking
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Sneaking time but I was waiting
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
You cut me down
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Who took the drink from everything?
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
I'll give you hell, you broke my shell
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Coconut!
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut

by Gothic Miscreant December 3, 2023

Jazareth from Nazareth

Jazareth from Nazareth is a very kind person. Usually quite crazy at times. They know how to annoy people but overall, they are known for overdoing things and obsessing over social media.

Jazareth from Nazareth riding on a pony.

by Baby_munchkin July 23, 2020

Sickly foal from brown desert

An Australian youtuber and tiktok star who is most known for movie reviews and comedic commentary videos

Did you see sickly foal from brown deserts new YouTube video ?

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by hen in a pumpkin September 18, 2021