Dad

Me

I am your dad you fucking bitch

by Your Missing Dad July 19, 2022

dad pussy

A term used in a work-in-progress Animan Studios animation which just like their others, is just animated gay porn.

The clip in question is of a white boy performing anal sex on an older gentleman, whom while being fucked, asks for any more people to "service his dad pussy". Since they did it in their yard, 2 men watch from the fence.

"Any more of you horny fellas need to service my dad pussy? It's warm and it's wet, and it's waiting for you."

by DrShamrock May 2, 2023

bestfriends dad

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.

bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.

"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"

by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019

Bar Dad

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.

You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!

by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025

Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.

Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.

by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022

Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021