David

David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.

Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David

You don't see them often, but all they know how to do is say their own name.

Person: Hey David!
David: David.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

david

he’s a bum

did you see david he’s such a bum

by Papaws June 5, 2022

David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.

Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.

by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022

David

He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.

Sussy: Hey, your rude.
David: You talkin to yourself?

by Gerald Apricot December 6, 2021

David

Sexy ass nigga with a fat ass

Wow david so sexy

by Kemdjemdms December 7, 2021

david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021