Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
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Ice Cream Cone

When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.
Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."
by Frozone4321 December 17, 2021
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Ice Cream Cone

The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦
Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"
by Eve4 May 28, 2022
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The Ice-Cream Guy

Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"
Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 17, 2024
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shammy cream

A cream you put in between your balls and your ass.
“I ordered some shammy cream for biking
by Tay the man May 06, 2021
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Cream Snaggle

The act of spraying a whole whipped cream bottle into a girl's rectum then fucking afterwards and then she releases it into the male's mouth.
Bob: Hey, wanna have a cream snaggle?

Bob's Friend: No thanks, I just took a giant shit.
by Burteau April 14, 2011
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