call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 July 22, 2013

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 30, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: a Rapist<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: a Rapist<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: a Rapist<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Alito Me Call<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Alito Me Call<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Alito Me Call<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 28, 2025

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025