Personing

Man the guard tower --> Person the gaurd tower.

Manning a bounce house at an elementary school event --> Personing a bounce house at an elementary school event.
by toweringoak October 15, 2011
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Personing

A synonym for personification that my english teacher made up.
teacher: if i said that Riley here was walking down the street would that be personing?
student: no
by HighElfOfMirkwood November 23, 2020
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Family type of person

A guy who tells you he wants a family, but after he makes a baby with you, he disappears👻
I'm a family type of person, but I left my ex after I ۟m inside her.
by _bebe February 05, 2021
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Two Person Mosh Pit

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
by marblesoda March 20, 2016
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Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
by Youarealobster August 02, 2022
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Personal attacks

That personal attacks aren't what made shit-dick have a mental breakdown.

Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary
. And now you're acting out this pathetic, manufactured solidarity... Against a guy who ISN'T WRONG... So the audience can learn a lesson about what happens if people are trying to manufacture schizophrenia and, instead of murdering their kids, you do something other than murder kids? And that's your plan? Don't react to a targeted stalking harassment campaign by threatening kids... Or we'll MAKE YOU murder our kids? I mean, it's what I would expect from your kind but still... What's the lesson here? If you're being cyber-stalked and harassed... Just take the misdiagnosis be stalked and harassed because people need to protect their kids from the people they are stalking and harassing? It that it? Is it YouTubers pretend to care about things for pseudo-fame and money but really they're solipsistic garbage who would actively antagonize a guy into murdering your daughter? THAT'S THE ONE! That right there! THAT'S the lesson we can all learn from this... Wait... Maybe it's personal attacks lead to sex with pornstars... Sometimes? Hopefully yes!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
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