Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 09, 2018

David Bergeron

A sexy beast in middle school

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron

by FinnyTheFlopper May 02, 2022

David kralj 8

David is a white ass nigga with a blask ass. David very dangerous whan se David RUN!!!

David Kralj 8 is dejnđrs

by Davide sa brega November 21, 2021

David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.

Gus loves David Mendez very much.

by Gustave May 17, 2019

ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster

ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 05, 2019

David wolfe

David He is so fine he doesn't know how fine an funny he is .he is the dread head of my dreams

Tay:who is that's fine dread in the hallway?

Me: that's David wolfe he is the dread head of my dreams

by Impossible lovergirl March 06, 2024

David Skorupa

amazing soccer player

Person 1: You know David Skorupa

Person 2: Yea he's a terrible soccer player

by Thats Illegal December 16, 2021