Come at me sideways

Someone who assumes you did something you did not. When someone pops off at you without proof.

Larisa cussed me out for something I did not do. I told her to not come at me sideways.

by Yeerrrrddd January 22, 2021

Shit me up

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

by ArchATE June 23, 2019

Let me cook

Let me do my thing or give me time to.

Person 1: You take so long to get ready.
Person 2: Let me cook.

Or maybe a more general way of using it would be things starting to come your way. The phrase ‘let me cook’ could be used as you’re telling everyone let me do my thing give me time and you’ll see.

by itsbeanhour May 24, 2023

scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007

Fight me irl

Fight me in In Real Life

When a person on internet gets annoyed by someone who insult about their physical appearance, or their jimmies just got rustled

What the fuck did you say faggot?
Fight me IRL
I get more pussies and i lift more than you!

Do u evn lift fgt?
Fight me IRL

by FatBaldDude December 25, 2012

fuck me dress

Typicaly a thin one peice strechy dress thats very tight, too tight for bra or panties, very revealing and slips off quickly. It totaly screams "Fuck Me" for the woman wearing it to every man who sees her in it.

She walked in wearing a fuck me dress and the room went silent save for the sounds of mens jaws hitting the floor.
Often worn with "Fuck Me Heels/or/Boots" by good looking Babes or even "Cougers"

by Anon000 April 22, 2008

Please Please Me

First album by The Beatles.

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005