When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024
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Guy1: Oh my god do you see katelin marie lillie today?
Guy2: No? why?
Guy1: she looks absolutely stunning
Guy2: No? why?
Guy1: she looks absolutely stunning
by pokepoke;) May 26, 2013
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