Chris

the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life gives me pep talks when i call myself ugly the guy i want to marry and have kids with even though he has his issues he puts on a smile and is fun to be around

me: i love chris
my friend: yo stfu thats all you talk about

by og_hiwelcometochillis October 25, 2020

Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.

Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020

Chris

An extremely hot man who is the most epic boyfriend ever. A chris will protect you with his extremely large muscles and huge courage. He is the sexiest man who is 9000 IQ and a multibillionare. If you find a chris you should make him ur boyfriend ASAP.

A.OMG that guy is so H O T🥵🥵🥵.
B. Yeah he's such a Chris.

by igbnjfirenfjfvei January 15, 2021

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021

chris

just really awesome, soo cute and hot eg-chris hemswroth, chris pine, chris pratt, christopher nolan, christian bale, christopher mcquire.

ooh see that boy over there, hes a chris definately

by baallalallala January 23, 2021