The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
Get the Hamster Toemug. Dad: she has nice toes.
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
by Tiesssstowsss February 7, 2017
Get the Sex on toesmug. One grinding their toenails to vape them for a 16-hour cheap high. Giving you the sensation of having to sneeze the whole time as it turns your skin to a greenish ash color.
by Heaven03 August 18, 2024
Get the Sucking Toemug. A bursona of the content creator/music creator wilbur soot. He has exactly 36 games of tic tac toe on his forehead, no more, no less. He was created mid-late summer of 2022
by sirens_casino August 23, 2023
Get the tic tac toe foreheadburmug. Everyday that you wake up, you feel sad and don't know what to do with your life, you don't have any energy and just want to find a purpose to your life, for myself, Vlady's toes is the meaning of life, finding your crunchy toes and being able to see them and treat them with care every day is the best feeling you can have.
Find your toes - Alesteve33
Find your toes - Alesteve33
by Alenijja June 10, 2022
Get the Vlady's toesmug. by wyffmiym September 1, 2023
Get the elephinky toemug. The ugly toe of a girl that just went down on you. You proceed to bang her and she sticks her mangy feet in your mouth and says, don't look away that's just my toe cookie banging your mouth.
by DJ BROD May 6, 2023
Get the Toe Cookiemug.