british cars

Horribly made cars

British cars always never fail... to fail

by —tails May 1, 2018

car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021

car cat

A person who loves to be in a car, and loves to drive pointlessly around all day long just to be seen in the car.

A car cat is usually not the driver of the car. They usually love to listen to music loudly in the car too.

Zee: These girls are just car cats man.
Aki: Yeah they just want to drive around all day with music blasting.

Friend: Lets go for a drive
Driver: To where?
Friend: I don't know
Driver: Ahh you just want to be a car cat!

by LJunior August 21, 2017

Whore car

a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long

Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners

by Ttess1 September 10, 2023

Nas car

It means nice car but in the Language of the rednecks

That’s a nas car

by Bonkgang6969 red neck nigga December 28, 2019

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025