Egypt Day

Egypt day is a day to celebrate. It was originated in like right side of Mr. Rhoads classroom. You can celebrate Egypt Day by wearing a PW mask, making your background horses, and eating those strawberry candies that just spawn in your grandma’s purse!

Person 1: Do you celebrate Egypt Day!

Person 2: What?
Person 1: Egypt Day dumbass

by Hottie Amelia May 11, 2021

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A Matthew Day

A friend, or a person, that doesn’t pay people back the money he owes them.

I lent Jonathan $250 on the Easter along weekend. It’s been 7 weeks and he still hasn’t paid me back ! He is such a Matthew Day.

by rudzbah August 6, 2021

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Egg Day

Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.

Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?

Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile

by THECATONTHEHAT August 9, 2012

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Dickerman day

A day filled nothingness followed by a night of gay sex

1, Dude that guys so boring during the day i wonder what he does at night
2,Hes probably having a dickerman day..

by kevjerk January 9, 2011

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Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017

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