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Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
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Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"
"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"
by Ohsider October 14, 2014
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Post-Rousset

to describe someone who has had a moment of passion with Miss P after Mr Roussett himself.
Aye Right then, at least I'm not post-rousset ya cunt
by tTheherealsl December 5, 2017
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Post-meme

When a long dead meme has come back in an ironic way mocking it's old meaning
The troll face has resurfaced as a post-meme.
by Yo joe mama March 3, 2021
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Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted
"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"
by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023
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Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022
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Ghost posting

Ghost posting is when someone posts on Facebook groups anonymously, because there a scared little bitch who wants attention because nobody in real life will give them any, and they know that.
Stop ghost posting tough guy, you ain't shit, just a bitch made loser.
by IDMAYDM August 17, 2025
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