Paul

Beautiful boy with big gorgeous eyes and flaming red hair. His smile is so contagious and devilishly handsome, it would make anyone melt. He's hella dreamy and would make anyone smile. He always wears super cheesy, wholesome t-shirts and the color blue for some reason. His curiosity for things in the world is inspirational to everyone he meets. He has a can-do attitude that will light up your days. He will always be there for you and really values his relationships with people. Won't leave you on read and super romantic. He's just a dreamboat.

ME: I saw Paul this weekend
Friend: Ugh, you're so lucky

by wet_rat April 9, 2019

Angry Paul

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.

I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!

by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

Paul

A full blown faggot

“You is a real faggot Paul”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Paul

He is this kind of guy who cares a lot about his family and friends. He is always there. always. And even when he is stressed out or rlly has no damn time he'll still care about you and do shit for you. He is the most amazing man who is literally able to craft a whole world for you out of a simple peace of wood. He always makes people laugh and cheers them up with literally the simplest things. Moreover he is special in every kind of way possible. He has beautieful long blond hair and extremely dark eyes mixed with a beautieful smile and an overall handsomeness.

I love you -A

Paul has to be cuddled a lot.

by Amel.eep November 21, 2021

Smug Paul

To blab about something serious to someone who endangers the lives of people close to you, and then walk up to them a day later, with a smug look on your face, bragging about blabbing.

Todd: You hear about what happened to Jane?
Hector: Did Sam pull a Smug Paul again?

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Paul C.A.T Jr

A person who watches hentai on screen share but is your bro for most situations except when they involve social interaction with an unknown human being

Pauls friend: Yo paul can you tell Person A to give me ymac

Paul C.A.T Jr: n o

by AarChan September 1, 2021

Paul Scholes

a Manchester United legend turned pundit who has a habit of sucking on his daughter's crusty feet.

Kid: 'man ur like Paul Scholes before he retired, after is a different story..."

by RiahSparrow January 20, 2024