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Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.
It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!
by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021
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Jordan Bone

A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections
Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019
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Bone fo' vag!

A really bad pronouncation of the French word bon voyage.
-Bone fo' vag!
-Grassy Ass!
by Sean E Sean July 21, 2011
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Boned

You turn into a skeleton
“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)
by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023
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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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Pizza bone

The little table that comes with the pizza that you snap to see who wins at pizza bonin
Let's see who wins the pepperonis with a game of pizza bone
by Darth Mussolini May 27, 2025
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fish bones

a coolidiculous/ positive sarcastic term for skeleton-thin/underweight people
if you look like fish bones, you probably need to eat more fish and go to the gym; but, caveat, don't overdo it
by Sexydimma January 22, 2015
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