Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!

Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!

by gorked February 22, 2024

Michael Marlowe

Biggest Vape God On The Earth

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe

by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018

Michael Jackson

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson

by anonymous August 25, 2025

Michael

A guy who seems sweet and nice on the outside. But on the inside he knows what he wants. Be careful with these guys. They will do anything without your consent.

Michael is my boyfriend

by funlovingfish8 May 22, 2022

michael

honestly HOTTEST MAN TO EVER FUCKING EXIST

hoe1: dude whos that hottie
hoe2:MUST BE A FUCKING MICHAEL

by killfuck March 24, 2024

michael knowles

overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.

i just michael knowles in my trousers

by jeremyclarksonzz March 7, 2024

Michael

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.

There goes Michael breaking mirrors again all he’s doing is looking in them. Weird.

by Giowise13 February 23, 2022