(high)jacked

To steal or take control of

That muthafucka was talkin smack so i layed him out and jacked his Rolex

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

Jacking Off

When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male

I was caught jacking off by my mother

by Virgil Depois October 8, 2006

bloody jack

Jacking off so much that your penis starts to bleed. Although it is bleeding, you continue to jerk it and jerk it and jerk it until all of the skin comes off like a peeled banana. Usually done in front of a crowd.

It's Tuesday....time for my bloody jack show at the local pavillion. I hope this time I can get the blood and cum flowing at the same time!!!! mmmm I love the bloody jack....I am the bloody jack MASTER!!!!

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 10, 2004

jack bauer

Verb: Meaning to open up a serious can of "whoop ass" on a person or group of people in such a way that it is quite clear which of the parties involved got his or her ass kicked.

Did you see that fight between Nate and Martin? Yeah. He totally Jack Bauered his ass!

by TscribeBoston December 23, 2006

Jack Shit

Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.

Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!

by Chuck_1804 September 25, 2010

tounge jack

the act of using your tounge to brutally lick some part of a peron's genitalia, with ferocious speed.

I tounge jacked that girl's stink nugget last night!

by Krazy Kat's October 30, 2007

web jack

(v) To steal an idea from the internet. The act by which ideas are stolen, or the realization that your idea has already been thought of via the world wide web.

"Oh man, my word has been web jacked on Urban Dictionary."

"Oh wow, this is brilliant, let's web jack it!!"

by S. Truman Stone October 30, 2007