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Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"
by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008
mugGet the Bum Tardmug.

backwards bumming

Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.
Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
by MaccieG July 9, 2021
mugGet the backwards bummingmug.

reefer bum

Reefer bum is someone who never has weed but smokes other people weed.
That guy never has no weed, he is a reefer bum
by Pemon' December 27, 2018
mugGet the reefer bummug.

Bum-roll

A movement in the legs which defines ones bottom. When the legs are spread. pushing one cheek of the bottom backwards defining it's shape.

- Used to mention a desirable bottom

- Used in slang to describe an unattractive bottom or as a jest
1. "Did you check him out? His arse is so huge he bum-rolls while sitting"

2. "That girl has one fineeeee bum-roll"
by priestfeast July 29, 2009
mugGet the Bum-rollmug.

hungry bum

A person who has more clothes up there bum than posh spice has in her wardrobe, a Arse muncher, his pants cost him £5 but hes got £4.50's worth up his arse
James 'Hungry Bum' Makowane is the Current European Champion of Arse munching, he won his title in Belguim Nov 11th 2007, he ate (his arse ate) 3 pairs of trousers and 6 pairs of boxer shorts!!!!!
by Dave Liverpool No1 January 28, 2008
mugGet the hungry bummug.

Bum

Your a bum for not playing Fortnite
by Snaiaiiaiaow April 16, 2019
mugGet the Bummug.

Bum Squeeky

The act of flatulating
by rdnet June 22, 2014
mugGet the Bum Squeekymug.

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