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Hit and Run

Having sex with a girl than disappearing, never to be seen again.
I met up with this girl I met on tinder but didn’t have any condoms so I had to hit and run.
by anonymous December 9, 2023
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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Hit Stupid People Month

Somebody you don't like is constantly speaking to you? Then look no further to this month! Hit Stupid People Month is the month February where anybody who you dislike can get punched, kicked, and called stupid!
Anybody who you hit or send a link to this cannot send it back even if it has been years since the original sender sent the link or punched the other. So don't worry on getting pulled in.
Hey pal, watch your back during Hit Stupid People Month!
by He llo February 3, 2023
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hit the Woodwork

Woodwork is originally a word used to refer to the goal frame (aka cross and bar). To hit the woodwork is to hit the post or almost score this the phrase is famously used by Mulungushi University Med-students to refer to a girls rejection to a man's proposal.
Mans 1: "I shot my shot and hit the woodwork bro, peng-ting performed.😔"
Mans 2: "I thought you two was vibing on som'n real?"
Mans 1: "I thought the same bro but..."
Mans 2: "shit happens.."
by çyánide00 February 19, 2022
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billy Jo hit

Billy Jo hit – n. 1. The last hit; a nasty hit; a burnt hit. 2. The last nasty part of something no one else wants.
Yuck I ain’t taking that burnt up ass Billy Jo hit. Hell no
I ain’t smoking with him save him the Billy Jo hits!!
by Hattrick chick March 31, 2023
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hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
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hitted

Person A: What happened to Johnny?

Person B: Oh, he was hitted.
Person C: *silently backs away*
by victim of screenshitting January 28, 2020
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