Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
Get the Getting stoned with two birdsmug. by mcstiffins27 September 7, 2019
Get the The black angry birdmug. by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Get the shit eater birdmug. Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.
by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011
Get the bird with the buttah on the flip sidemug. Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023
Get the dirty bird jenkinsmug. A state of mind: not acting right, acting strangely, thinking in an odd way
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head
by Lilygoose October 1, 2021
Get the Birding outmug. A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.
Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.
by drbailey25 December 30, 2021
Get the Low Bird Shootermug.