the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.
by chris doan January 9, 2005
Get the birdmug. Bird (noun)
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025
Get the Birdmug. 1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022
Get the hoagie's little black pussy birdmug. by a_peice_of_trash June 10, 2022
Get the flappy birdmug. Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!
by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017
Get the Baby Birdmug. When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.
by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020
Get the Mama Birdmug.