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An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.
"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"
by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013
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Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.
Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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You're dead where you stand!

This where being in deep trouble is unheard of, and goes beyond in deep shit. You might as well face it... doomed is putting it mildly. You are in SO deep in woe, you can only pray for death.

And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.
A scene from the Sandlot after Scotty Smalls explains about why he borrowed his

stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----

Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!

Can you say Oh shit?
by CDSmith1967 February 20, 2017
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Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!
by JCMore4U February 24, 2019
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i'm glad rick james is dead bitch

that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.
plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line
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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
by Beanafied May 12, 2020
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