david

a hunky man with a beautiful defined bottem

david the rizzler

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

David

The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.

"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"

by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024

David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.

Oh I heard David loves anal.

by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021

David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.

Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!

by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020

David

David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.

Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

david

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.

"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"

by lolipop dude January 2, 2019

David

A poet, such include: Life is a game of chess, a persons tears are like a flowing river, The shame of it, etc and etc. He could be the next world famous poet and you might not know it. He doesn't like to be called a poet though , but he is. So tease him about it until he follows his destiny.

OMG he is such a David
David the Poet is here
Omg Davids new line for his new poem is iconicccc

by tsohg. February 28, 2022