DONT CALL ME NEEDY

something that needle from bfdi says when she is called needy then slaps whoever said thad

Hey, needy!
Needle: DONT CALL ME NEEDY *slap*

by ass ault December 11, 2023

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022

The S is calling

The s refers oftem to a spliff, to where the term S comes from but may also be a joint or blunt. You will often hear university students say the S or S is calling in the evening, this refers to the high calling to them after a long day and it used to discreetly leave a room and inform people of a sesh. This is often used to hide the motives from a larger group or from non smokers and is primarily used in Ottawa but is also gaining popularity in other parts of Ontario specifically Peel region as well as Hamilton, Kingstown & Saint Catherine

"I gotta take this call, I'll be back."
"Is the S calling?"
"Yes."

"Guys I thinks the S is calling."
"Ahhh shit, I knew it"

"What's up with him?"
"I think the S called."

by Livzzi January 8, 2023

St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.

Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John

by SouthernScout January 12, 2023

kentucky duck call

When you're eating someone's ass and they fart in your face and your cheeks make it sound like a duck call.

Austin's boyfriend gave him a Kentucky duck call and now he has double pink eye.

by Master Splinter November 16, 2018