Arthur: "Why are you being such a douche?"
Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"
Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"
by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

by Cheddar_Biscuit710 April 5, 2020

im not tryna bump any baby slits, cut a real line.
“Sex”, “Sex”, “Sex”, All I think about is “Checks”, “Checks”, “Checks”- BxbySlits
“Sex”, “Sex”, “Sex”, All I think about is “Checks”, “Checks”, “Checks”- BxbySlits
by randysavagethehandler July 14, 2022

Baby vegan - someone who has recently covered to veganism and is fervent about communicating the benefits of veganism to everyone they meet
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Angela: I'm so angry that other white people can't get behind social justice issues. I just don't understand how they don't get it. Tara : You are going to have to tone down the baby vegan if you want to create change.
by Babyvegan May 6, 2018

by Young papi6072 January 7, 2017

by Chikkibaby2432 February 15, 2019

Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019
