Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

a person

its just a fucking person

i just talked to a person

by ur mothers sons daughter grand October 5, 2023

baltimore person

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.

“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”

by theovondictionary July 18, 2023

You're my extra person

A pharse that is used to describe someone who is extra or a phrase for someone special

You're my Extra person. No matter what. Forever and always.

by Pineapplesandcones March 21, 2019

Person π

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or semi-irrational

Person i: I am back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words extremely stupid and dumb!
Person π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently
Person e :2.718281828459045…

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

desert island person

The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.

Megan Fox is definitely my desert island person.

by ca22ny July 1, 2011