bloody jack

Jacking off so much that your penis starts to bleed. Although it is bleeding, you continue to jerk it and jerk it and jerk it until all of the skin comes off like a peeled banana. Usually done in front of a crowd.

It's Tuesday....time for my bloody jack show at the local pavillion. I hope this time I can get the blood and cum flowing at the same time!!!! mmmm I love the bloody jack....I am the bloody jack MASTER!!!!

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 10, 2004

jack bauer

Verb: Meaning to open up a serious can of "whoop ass" on a person or group of people in such a way that it is quite clear which of the parties involved got his or her ass kicked.

Did you see that fight between Nate and Martin? Yeah. He totally Jack Bauered his ass!

by TscribeBoston December 23, 2006

Jack Shit

Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.

Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!

by Chuck_1804 September 25, 2010

Jack Johnsoned

When one listens to the same song or artist in excess, and grows tired of it.

"I used to like that song, but then I Jack Johnsoned it..."

by Smelly Tired Nerd May 4, 2010

web jack

(v) To steal an idea from the internet. The act by which ideas are stolen, or the realization that your idea has already been thought of via the world wide web.

"Oh man, my word has been web jacked on Urban Dictionary."

"Oh wow, this is brilliant, let's web jack it!!"

by S. Truman Stone October 30, 2007

Pre-Jack

Clear substance which precludes sex. Often causing squigy-ness in one's shorts, leading to your hammer sticking to your gitch.

ex.1
Guy: You don't have to spit baby!, just use the pre-jack!

Girl: yeah!

ex.2
Girl: Shit, did you cum already!!?!?!

Guy: Naa, Girl, it's just a lil pre-jack... fap.

by Bejnay March 10, 2009

Uncle Jack

The most amazing dumpster diver/ garbage picker/ garbage sorter/ trash hoarder in the world. He dwells in he Big Blue Box in Thunder Bay. Uncle Jack enjoys spending time with his family (Jacob Hoggard, Dave Rosin, Chris Crippin, Tommy Mac) and taking long, romantic strolls through the landfill at sunset.

Uncle Jack, what are you looking for in the big blue box?

by Uncle Jack May 24, 2012