by gabestonehouse@gmail.com June 03, 2022
What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016
The uncircumcised foreskin of a man's long penis. The penis has to be long enough to bend when flaccid or soft so it resembles a banana.
Whore one: did you see Jacobs banana stem at the party last night?
Whore two: yeah his dick is so huge
Whore two: yeah his dick is so huge
by Accountname April 11, 2018
An instrument that you blow on
by DaDiMhUnGrY April 08, 2019
On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
by flynnit December 23, 2021
When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
by Maybe on Wednesday July 30, 2017
When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024