A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.
“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”
“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
by Buster Highamen November 16, 2019
Get the 1:59 Clubmug. A mythical club for guys or girls over 30yo who have had sexual intercourse with a guy or girl born in the 1990s
by BlueGTI July 5, 2012
Get the The 90s Clubmug. The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
Get the jellyfish clubmug. When in an airplane while grounded, 2 individuals have sex in the bathroom on the plane. The male ejaculates into the female while grounded, when the plane becomes airborne the semen continues to climb into the vagina cavity of his partner.
Steve wanted to become a member of the mile high club but could not contain himself with the young flight attendant. They had sex in the bathroom on a delay in Denver. Once the plane took off and her stomach felt awkward Stephani realized she was a member of the mile low club.
by Nipple Knockers May 13, 2022
Get the Mile Low Clubmug. by The Totally Real Alexander Ham August 14, 2023
Get the Gacha Clubmug. Club Mate is not that supporting pal that helps you out, whenever you party to hard. It‘s more like your life-saving elixir. If you are young, knackered and living in a bigger town like Berlin this is your go-to drink for EVERY occasion. You take your little bottle literally everywhere. To the park, the museum and even to family reunions. Everybody loves Mate. Everybody needs it.
by ale.ginger May 18, 2023
Get the Club Matemug. The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
Get the The Floppy Golf Clubmug.