When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
Get the Mormon blow jobmug. It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.
Great substitute for douche bag
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.
Great substitute for douche bag
Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.
by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009
Get the Blow-patchmug. by Water Sucks November 6, 2020
Get the sticky blowmug. When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.
Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine
Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine
He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*
Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now
Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now
by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025
Get the Blow my shitmug. Blowjob without condoms to reduce to use of plastic and increase the likelihood of Sexually Transmitted Disease, don't try this at home
by Hongkongjokester November 19, 2019
Get the Sustainable Blowmug. 
by Mavendit November 22, 2021
Get the Blow memug.