sexual warrior

A rock move when the guitarist spins the guitar around his body using the strap

“That guy could really shred, even pulled off a Sexual Warrior mid set”

by Motley Boo April 7, 2024

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Sexual Unicorn

A person who is pretty much up for any kind of sexual act.

"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"

by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024

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a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire

Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual

by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024

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I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

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