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Suspicious playsツ

Suspicious playsツ
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
by RedIsSoSus November 21, 2022
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Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game
Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.
mugGet the Play now or die.mug.

nsa play

The acronym NSA play means “no strings attached.” As in, I'm not looking for a girlfriend, boyfriend, or serious commitment. I just want to have fun. People who are looking for no-strings-attached dates want a casual sexual encounter without making any promises about the future.
by Yeeyeetruckboi February 9, 2023
mugGet the nsa playmug.

playing ugly

To behave as though you find an attractive person unappealing to you in order to flatten their sense of self-proclaimed superiority over a less attractive person.
The dude is playing ugly to that girl who clearly believes she’s out of his league.
by Call it Straight September 15, 2022
mugGet the playing uglymug.

Playing the devil's Gameboy

Spending excessive time on one's smartphone, or otherwise unhealthy, inappropriate or antisocial smartphone behaviour.
You might make some friends if you went out and were nice to people instead of sitting here playing the devil's Gameboy.
by Urbepedia November 23, 2021
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Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
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Eye Play

It’s a sexual act in which the Male shoves his cock into the Female (or another male)’s eyelid and cums.
Man, I heard Kevin got kinky with Abby last night. They did eye play.
by Aaronthechief February 10, 2018
mugGet the Eye Playmug.

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