Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.

I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.

by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

Teriyaki Tongue Punch

When you let an asian man eat your ass

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.

by HoodratHoudini February 25, 2022

Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 15, 2020

punching bag

a person who loses a fight and is therefore considered a bitch, especially when it happens repeatedly

“damn they got fucked up, they just a punching bag!”

by AwesomeOrangeGamer6969 May 31, 2022

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.

‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”

by kirby1000 May 29, 2022

youthanasia punch

When you youthanize someone by punching them.

He felt sorry for him, so he hit him with a youthanasia punch.

by Chi-Town Kid February 26, 2018