True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.

Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020

Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.

Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.

by TasteyT September 10, 2018

360 Piss and Shit

When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.

Bro last night was crazy I took so much LSD that I had a personal record 360 Piss and Shit

by juckerafison December 17, 2020

pissing ass slut

When you're just a raging whore.

"Hey bar whore, you're a pissing ass slut."

by Pissingassslut September 6, 2017

Piss fly fountain

Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.

The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)

by Kronny February 5, 2017

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

Lazy Man's Piss

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.

Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.

by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011