Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.
Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
by RichardMuscle July 27, 2022
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Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.
by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018
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Columbian Car Ride

a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.
me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.
by pure glass April 19, 2013
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Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.
Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!
by Erb Toh June 12, 2020
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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 21, 2022
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Stinging your ride

A 90s term for you fucked your getaway driver
by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024
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Stinging your ride

A 90s term for fucking your getaway driver, particularly before or after a heist
Damn, Max, stop stinging your ride! We need her to drive later.
by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024
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