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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.
Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
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Walter Play

The walter play is a play originated from a discord server called beamos hub. The play was deemed overpowered, as Vol, the owner of the league they used it in, soon banned the play. One player jumped on top of the qbs head before he hiked. The qb had to aim up using 20 power and the person on the top of the qbs head would jump, dive, and catch the ball mid air. It will end up in a touchdown.
guys run the walter play
“ok”
by HUSAINAHMED222SIMP April 29, 2021
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