If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.

"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."

by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023

Oh, I know

Yeah, no shit.

Hym "Oh, I know! I knew what was happening the secong Jeremy walked into Wendy's and started speaking in tongues.

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

They aren't doing it to you so you would not know

The effect has already been profoundly negative FOR THE ONLY PERSON BEING AFFECTED and if it needs if it needs to come to child murder then you clearly don't care in the way you pretend to about human life.

Hym "And they aren't doing it to you so you would not know . If you don't have tolerate the bigotry then I don't have to tolerate this. MY SOLUTION or CHILD MURDER. BINARY CHOICE. YOU PARTICIPATE OR I'LL BRING IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP. YOU CHOSE TO PARTICIPATE. So, you will. You're going to love what I do to her. Not as much as I will. But you'll love it."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

this man is already dead he just doesnt know it

phrase or whatever used by idksterling ,commonly used for his videos where someone is gonna die and stuff but then used as a meme for whenever someone does anything,they use the caption "this man is already dead he just doesn't know it"

idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:oh no person dying
2 years later
idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:this man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know it

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount November 18, 2024

Atleast, I know when to say: "mhm."

.

Person 343: Atleast, I know when to say: "mhm."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025