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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 24, 2023
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Jake

Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.
I love Jake so much.
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
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The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine
Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes
by Horace Cox August 21, 2022
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Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more
by Crystal-R June 13, 2020
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Jake

The dirties little ugly fuck you have ever seen in your life, this peice of human garbage not only smells like a bag of shit but also resembles a bag of shit. His breathe smells so bad it could peel paint off of a submarine, his body odor is so repulsive birds flying over his fall out of the sky dead. His teeth are yellower than his piss. In his 21 years of being alive he has never drinkin water once. Along with not drinking water he has never showered or cleaned himself in way resulting in the grossest human being ever. Besides being super fucking gross he is also a douchebag peice of shit personality wise, in his free time he enjoys kicking puppies and farting on babies. For his occupation he steals from the less fortunate and gives to himself. I could go on about how much this fucker sucks but I’ll leave it at this is you see Jake walking towards you run the other way!
What’s that smell? It smells like garlic and shit mixed in a blender. “Oh that’s probably Jake”
by Borat the rat king November 24, 2021
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Jake Relation

one sexy man no girl has turned down
by jakerel25 May 9, 2021
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Jake

A person who is very caring, sweet, and very trustworthy.

They deal with a lot of "Myrah-Related" in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They are very good at opening up about things, and making people feel included>:D.

They do trust many people and are always ready to show their love!:D

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of cuddles/hugs! They can be very adorable at times, and they are very hot (you didn't get this from me!). When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone because they love you!:D

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them. Get ready for lots of fun hehe!

Myrah: You know that new dude Jake?
Claire: He is like so hot!
Jake is a very special moment.
by MissMatchDefinitions March 7, 2023
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