Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

Jacob

A short and chalant fella who loves cats

Jacob went to a place of his passion: the pet store.

by yakinsof January 29, 2026

Jacobing

where your so ass at a game they start telling you you're jacobing

dude: awh man i got the lowest kills out of our team
dude 2: dude you're jacobing right now

by Dr, Sol March 2, 2026

Jacob Elordi

Declared that he had a relationship defined as "romantically involved" with another man, while knowing the other man was in a different relationship also classified as "romantically involved" with a female. In this affair, he claimed that not only did they hold hands, they also kissed on the cheek and went as far as sharing a bucket of popcorn in a movie theater on their first date.

Hi I'm Joe and this is Jacob Elordi
I cheated on my romantically involved partner with him

by Zloxes March 3, 2026

Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 7, 2025

Jacob Kawana

Jacob Kawana is a New Zealand socialite and singer, known mostly for his published work in writing and fashion - featured in NYLON.

Jacob Kawana is okay!

by AbbeyHault February 12, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025