gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

brain

something I lost when I was 2 months old.

me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain

by if you raed this u gay October 29, 2018

Hare-brained

Adj irresponsible and idiotic combined

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

Brain Frog

Brain frog is brain fog

Today my brain frog is worse than my regular brain fog

by Slaa June 3, 2025

Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.

My grandparents have elderly brain rot.

by agnes p April 18, 2025

reward brain

people who refuse to act human unless they get a reward / won’t do anything unless there’s a reward for them

that boy acting like a monkey in the store. that’s what that reward brain do.

by Hamburgur June 20, 2023

Brain licking lad

a boy who loves sucking on succulent juices from the head of a 6 inch object

Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield

You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours

That kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021