An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.
“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
Get the faberge eggmug. by Errol Beebe January 16, 2019
Get the EGGmug. As i put the third edge shutter in , the bull sullivan proceeded to tell me how to install the fourth. Hence being told how to suck eggs .
by chippy112323 April 10, 2025
Get the suck eggsmug. 
Egg set go is a brand selling liquid whole eggs. People have lazy ass these days, so we are here for a quick option to make your eggs right
by Dieoweirj November 23, 2021
Get the egg set gomug. Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).
The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).
The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."
Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."
Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
Get the egg watermug. by Mango Rubicoon February 6, 2017
Get the since eggsmug.