david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

by Donk Danner June 28, 2017

david akulis

david akulis is the weirdest person you will ever meet. he doesn't really get a lot of girls, but when he has a girlfriend, he doesn't know what to do.

david akulis gets them hoes

by Jsjabcsms March 06, 2018

David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 15, 2024

OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.

Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.

by XNXIETY February 01, 2025

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY February 01, 2025

David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup

Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!

by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

David Attenburrow

This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.

I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.

by ChodeFilA June 08, 2022