Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021

Dad pack

Half way between a dad bod and a six pack

“Woah look at his dad pack”

by anonymous July 13, 2022

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022

Dad

Something that you never meet

My dad left my family

by Ghknvgui March 10, 2018

dad

depressed anxious drinking disorder

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder

by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021

Dad

Can mean an almost daddy

"Yo, the dude is a total dad, hmu."

by Toooopppperrr June 3, 2017

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019