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Jig City Queen

One who engages in the art of jiggatry

One who engages in acts of jiggatry and promotes a life of ignorance and foolishness by the practice of mediocrity.

A ratchet simpleton with a bad weave (i.e., lace fronts) that nurtures that culture of ignorance and tomfoolery.
(Sitting in her blond lace front and cat suit with her alligator wedges) Ms. Fire Red took an extended lunch break to get more minutes on her tracfone phone so that she could myspace her baby daddy Lem who's in the parish. Her boss told the other manager, "Damn I hate hiring Jig City Queens, these damn weaves and wedges are bring down by productivity."
by Alimoney October 27, 2011
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Panama City Hot

Spending years in California, you move for a few months to Panama City, Florida. While there you take a trip to Hooters to see the local talent. Now, you’re use to eights and tens in California, but in Panama City you’re gonna find a Sarah Jessica Parker is considered a ten compared to some of the toothless, Cesarean scarred women you meet there. Once you head back to Cali you’re going to find your standards have been lowered just a bit and you now find a four or a six might not be beautiful, but she’s at least Panama City Hot.
“Eh, she’s ok... Panama City Hot.”
by Cp82 November 23, 2021
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Lagoon City, Ontario

A magical place known as Little Venice, hidden from most people in Ontario. Only boating and fishing gods are allowed to reside there. The goddess Lake Simcoe protects this sacred place and only the most worthy will be allowed to locate this hidden land.
Lagoon City, Ontario is a hidden, magical place.
by Lake Simcoe Goddess March 19, 2023
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city girl 9000

Man: Hey, so I just found out that I’m the side guy.

Girl: Bro, you’re with city girl 9000.
by richdog27 January 19, 2023
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Big city boomer

The big city greens equivalent to a spongeboomer, someone one who only likes episodes made before the owl house finale
by massivemii October 23, 2023
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Panama City pump

When you're on vacation and you find a gym or something slightly heavy (beach chair, bag, cooler, natty pack) to get a quick pump before you hit the beach. Used to effectively moisten the ladies.
Hey bro I'm gonna go get a quick Panama City pump before we storm the beach like Normandy.
by Chris and Justin show July 14, 2017
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Kansas City Special

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.
by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019
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