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Get the I can’t let my eggs burn mug.A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
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Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
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Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
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Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
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