crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 07, 2008

sacker crack

Some one who doesn't know how to pull up their saggy pants (mainly chicks)

That sacker Crack needs to pull up her pants!

by Kitty kitty kitty cat March 01, 2017

Crack plunger

When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole

Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 10, 2020

crack head city

Rockwood tennessee

crack headed or hobo high aka crack head city

by kimmy_sands January 19, 2023

Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.

Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.

by Sellbot May 10, 2023

Cracking milk

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on their partners forehead, face or anywhere on the body.

“ last night we went from talking about life, to me cracking milk on her forehead. “

“ some women love when a man cracks some milk on that shit “

by Stinky-jinkies February 05, 2023

Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 30, 2017