U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

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damn papa u a rare breed

not again

“damn papa u a rare breed”
“shut the fuck up”
“no comparinggg and it’s mfing scarryyy”

by keijititstuesday August 5, 2021

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u/-Agent-47-

pretty epic guy, good bot
one of the nicest people ever

u/-Agent-47- is on r/teenagersbutpog

by arccer August 8, 2021

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Who fukd u in the ass

The joke WHO
WHO ASKED

is boring

u come back at it by sayin
((The one who fucked you in the ass))
That’s who

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Moe: the one who fukd u in the ass

by zaworldo August 9, 2021

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R U OK?

When your mate/family member has seriously injured themselves or is in a lot of pain and is obviously not ok, but you ask anyway wasting precious time that could save a life. Well done.

'Jeffery Falls off Cliff'
Tim "Jeffery R U OK?
".........." said Jeffery

Jeffery died 2 seconds after.

by Millao August 14, 2021

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no u

An alternate for saying "I'm gay" If someone uses this as an excuse, the person you are arguing with is actually gay and you automatically win the argument

Person 1: You have no life lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ah yes, I didn't know you were gay too.

by Joãoo August 16, 2021

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